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Mac: 20-something man dressed fashionably, but casually. Slightly overweight.
Win: 20-something man wearing a suit, perhaps glasses. May carry briefcase. Very overweight.
Linux's: 20-something women of varying appearance, some wearing casual clothing, others wearing business clothing. May carry various accessories. Optionally, have Linux-related logo clothing.
Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac.
Win: And I'm the mainstream operating system most people call “PC”
Mac: Looks like you put on a little weight there, PC.
Win: Yeah, well all the backwards compatibility my developers keep feeding me doesn't help. And, I have to make sure I have all the features anyone could ever need. Plus, these new clothes: they look nice, but they're kind of bulky.... You don't look too trim yourself anymore.
Mac: I guess if you want a “modern” operation system, you have to expect it to be pretty big, huh?
Win: Yeah, I guess so.
Linux1: Hey guys.
Win: Linux, what are you doing here? This is a commercial for mature operation systems.
Linux1: We're almost as old as you guys. And besides, we're in much better shape.
Mac: “We”?
[Other Linux's enter]
Linux1: Yeah, me and my sisters. This is Gentoo, Ubuntu, Slackware, Mandriva, Redhat...
Mac: Ok, ok, we get the point. But how do you keep from getting bigger with every new release? You must not have any “modern” features.
Linux2: Actually, we have most of the features either of you have.
Linux3: And, our users can pick from thousands of free programs that do almost anything.
Win: But what about security? Don't you need huge security updates all the time?
Linux1: Nope. We've been secure since we were little, so there's no need to add extra bulk now.
[Silence]
Linux1: Well, it's been nice chatting, but we have to go. Apparently we're the hot new thing in Europe, Africa, and Asia. Ciao!
Linux2: Sayonara!
Linux3: Kwaheri!
[All Linux's leave]
Mac: Remember when we were the hot new thing?
Win: Yeah...